Weird Al’s songs

Alfred Matthew “Weird Al” Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author. (more > Wikipedia)

  • 1. Michael Jackson performs – Beat It
  • 2. Weird Al performs – Eat it
Like a Surgeon – performed by Weird Al Yankovic (youtube)
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through.
I’m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I’m trying to avoid, yah I’m trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patient’s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don’t know how long he’ll last.
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I’ll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here’s a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It’s a fact – I’m a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
 …….
Based on: Like a Virgin, by Madonna
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat
Incomplete
I’d been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Hoo, like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
‘Cause only love can last
You’re so fine
And you’re mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
Whoa
Whoa, ah
Whoa
You’re so fine
And you’re mine …..